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Tell me how to get sick overnight??


Question: i dont want to have to go to my family thanksgiving dinner b/c i just dont want to get fat but how can i just get sick for real does anyone know how to get laryngitis? its below freezing outside and i dont want to go to the movies with my bf and i just need a really sore throat can some one help and tell how....
Answers: Unbelievable. How about just not overeating, you nit. Not going to your family's so you won't get fat. Truly mental.
Drink a fifth of vodka. That should do it.
drink ice cold water and scream into a pillow at the top of your lungs for 10 or so minutes and then you should have a sore throaght in the morning you probable wont be able to speak
do you want to get a high fever before going??? get a clove of garlic and stick it up your ***! its no joke you will get a high temp in a few mins.. then when everyone is gone just remove the garlic and your temp will return to normal
Going to the Thanksgiving dinner doesn't have to make you fat. Just eat mostly veggies. The interaction with your family is very important. Although if you still feel the need to be sick eat some bad food that should work. And it won't make you fat cause it will all come right back up...YUCK
LGT has the right idea. Try eating about 14oz's of fresh dog poop and then washing it down with a fifth of vodka while you are standing naked in your backyard. This might work.

Smoke two packs of cigarettes.
try eating shampoo
i just got sick and i cant goto thanks giving as of now. I dont know how i got it but last night i was drunk and eating chinese food.

-ugghhhhh
fill ya face wiv food all night
that should make u feel sick


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